Phil’s tweets including Dan;
y’all talk bad about adults that drink milk saying theyre weird and shit but let’s see who’s weird when we’re fighting in skeleton hell and I got them rock hard bones of steel get out of here with your osteoporosis ass
You’ll also have, just, all of the diarrhea, but who’s listening to science?
i hate to break it to u but i think u might be lactose intolerant
Okay, by just looking at the artwork I deduce that all Holmes and Watson are doing 24/7 is basically sitting around in chairs while judging everything (unless they get up to judge more ppl).
I mean, seriously:
even each other
Never not reblog
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
The older I get the more this resonates with me
these hikers are having a v loud conversation in th woods in my backyard and my bathroom windows are open. .. .. .
leav this place and never return
This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen